Heart Eyes (2025)

Decided to sail the seven seas to rewatch Heart Eyes, as I won’t give Spyglass any money under its current ownership. With that said, I love valentines…

Hospital Massacre (1981)

If I had a nickel for every valentine’s day slasher film with a murderous killer named Harry, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot,…

Let’s Scare Jessica to Death (1971)

Truly incredible. The title of this film has always been so captivating to me — and i was so excited to receive the imprint blu-ray…

Edge of the Axe (1988)

Had to rewatch this stupid gem of a slasher in honor of my new tattoo. (link if you want to see)! It was…

Primate (2026)

Primate is kinda like Cugo, but he’s a monkey named Ben, and he hates Dora the Explorer.

First movie theater watch of 2026 and I was honestly pleasantly surprised…